Why make out with a human when you can play tongue hockey with a kiss simulator? It’s just as fun and it removes the complications of feelings and all that icky stuff. Some scientists from the Kajimoto Laboratory at the University of Electro-Communications in Japan (a.k.a. guys who haven’t had dates in a while) have developed a gadget just for the purpose of mimicking the feeling of kissing, says DigInfo.
The guy who demonstrates this product says, “If you take one device in your mouth and turn it with your tongue, the other device turns in the same way. If you turn it back the other way, then your partner’s turns back the same way, so your partner’s device turns whichever way your own device turns.”
So apparently, the device is able to memorize the kiss information of the user, which can be replayed for subsequent kissers. The demonstrator thinks this device will take off if a famous celebrity makes out with the device and has his or her kissing style recorded. Hmmm, is this all just an elaborate plan by desperate researchers who just want a taste of a Japanese sex symbol’s lips??
But enough talking. Let’s get to the kissing. Fast forward to 1:22 if you want to see a close up of the guy frenching with the tool. Actually, I can’t fathom why you would want to.
I hope that’s not his “kissing face,” because it looks a little creepy. There’s zero romance in it — his concentrated stare just makes him look like he’s taking a test.