Japanese coast guards dance like school girls. Emasculate much?

Damn those Japanese coast guards. . . don’t they know how hard their Asian-American counterparts are working towards not being emasculated by the media?  I mean, yeah, women love men in uniform.  But not in school girl uniforms.  Still, you gotta admit that these Japanese coast guards sure know how to break it down, beautifully synchronized and undeterred by the crashing waves.

(Thanks Dunks!)

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