May 7, 2010 | 3 Comments 341 Views

Versatile Chinese shovel is perfect tool for serial killers

Watch this ridiculous eight minute video promoting this Chinese shovel that promises to do everything from chopping potatoes, helping you climb a mountain, cutting down trees and… pretty much anything you can think of.

Our friend DTP jokingly (I hope) made a clever suggestion:

“It’s the perfect tool for a serial killer: you kill with it, then you dig to bury the body, you can use it to climb while running away, and then open the champagne bottle.”

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  • Gengetsu

    I love how it works like a shield…. I bet Zelda could have used this….. But I can see it coming in handy in countries where it is hard to carry stuff around….like the one located on the south western boarder ;) the army there can definitely use this.

  • Suzanne Leung

    Haha! I love the uber communist comrade music…

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